What I just deleted was a lackluster segue into the fact that I've been eaten out by more Americans in three months than I have in my entire 10 year sexual history back on Aussie shores.
Whether or not it's the ever increasing influence of porn, every guy here who I've ever talked to/dated/casually bumped into in a bar is more than willing to go down on a girl. In fact, they seem to make it their duty to really get a taste for every girl their luck should find has stumbled into their boudoir (read, any girl who has been miraculously persuaded into getting naked in their roach infested NoHo studio apartment). To make another sweeping generalization, they're even pretty good at it. They seem to know the basics and, more importantly, take their time to get it right. Must be all the girl on girl porn they've got artistically cluttering their living areas. "Lesbo Rama"? Entertaining and educational.
This..... This has been a very pleasant surprise. To me at least. Aussie boys seem to see eating pussy as kind of, well.... "gay". Which is of course, the most hilarious irony. Things that paranoid heterosexual men find "gay" is an odd & infinitely confusing list that frankly, we're not going to go into. Partly because I'm not a dude, partly because this is about pussy - something I'm actually qualified to talk about.
That said maybe it's an LA thing - I've met more skinny, slightly effeminate, 'artistic' boys with stupid hair than I ever thought possible. Dudes with scarves. Guys who actually read Cosmo, not just use it as last resort jerk off fodder. Note to self - Stop screwing skinny dudes. Put some padding on that shit. Eat a burger. My newly bruise-free pelvic/hip bones will thank you.
That said maybe it's an LA thing - I've met more skinny, slightly effeminate, 'artistic' boys with stupid hair than I ever thought possible. Dudes with scarves. Guys who actually read Cosmo, not just use it as last resort jerk off fodder. Note to self - Stop screwing skinny dudes. Put some padding on that shit. Eat a burger. My newly bruise-free pelvic/hip bones will thank you.
Back to the point. Maybe I've been lucky & am just meeting consistently considerate dudes who really, truly enjoy a mouthful of pussy & making their partner a very, very happy girl. And while I'm the last person to expect such treatment, see the intro for proof, it's great when I'm the one getting a blowjob in the parking lot after a show. But if by chance that's your face down there you can be damn sure I'll be returning the favour - and more - when it comes to my turn.
So, guys, I love it when you're a whore for my attention. It's like a compliment with a bonus orgasm. Everybody likes compliments. Everybody likes orgasms.
Me, I fucking love LA.
Me, I fucking love LA.
