Age of experience

Let's say a big woah for guys under 20.


Seems they're getting cockier & cockier with every shitty minimum wage job that comes their way. For example swinging into a record store (Yes, they still exist! Support the hard copy!!) not one, not two, but three almost pubescent males, one of which was in a catholic school uniform, made separate passes at my now increasingly confused self. Wasn't sure if it was some form of bizarre pedophilia sting or I'd simply stepped through into an alternate dimension

Now I'm 25 & honestly, not really into the whole younger dude thing. In fact I've only ever dated one guy younger than me & that was because I was on holiday & he (and his junk) were in the same geographical location my drunk ass found itself (no comments on the quality of my relationships thank you)


I'm not trying to make a snide comments on the experience level, or lack thereof, of younger guys. It's more the fact that when I was that age there was no way in hell I had balls enough to approach an older individual of the opposite sex & strike up a conversation, let alone drop in a few cliched pick up lines. And that's not just because I'm a girl (and don't have balls in the first place). That's because when I was 18 people with their shit together SCARED THE HOLY FUCK OUT OF ME. They were (supposedly) responsible, they represented seriousness. And I wasn't ready for serious. Maybe it's something to do with my appaling record with self esteem but I was a waitress back then & living on ramen in an apartment with no windows - I couldn't ever see myself being stable enough to even keep a job for more than 3 months. So what did I have to offer a guy with *gasp* a career? A car that ran? An apartment with windows? (I know now - boobs. Offer a guy boobs & you'll get almost anything you want. I was apparently a little dim when I was younger) But back then I was far too intimidated by people with goals that extended past the middle of next week & were secure enough to know where they were going. Or at least appeared to know.





So what was the point to this? I don't know. I guess I just like saying I get hit on by younger guys. Booyah.